Selections From

The New Yorker

• I’m Working from Work Today Selected for Best Shouts of 2019

• A Journey Through Time And Space And This Quinoa Bowl Assembly Line

• Can All The Sad Adults Please Step Away From Our Back-to-school Display?

• Come buy some face goo

• Oh, Look, Some Time Has Passed!

• Romantic-Comedy Endings Reimagined for 2018

• And more...

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Selections From

McSweeney's

• Congratulations, We’re Promoting You! And We Won’t Stop Promoting You Until We’ve Shattered Every Last One Of Your Dreams Into A Million Sad Little Pieces

• Now That The Sun Has Become A Giant Red Star Ready To Consume Our Planet, My Office Isn’t That Cold Anymore!

• Introducing The Jar No Woman On Earth Can Open Unless She’s Dating A Tall, Strong Man!

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The Onion

I legally can’t show you that. Sorry.

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Pilots I’ve Written.

︎︎︎ UnWidowed

Logline:
A female Black Widow Spider decides not to eat her mate so they can try to make their marriage work and raise their 1,000 baby spiders together.

Artwork by Vignesh Seshadri:

︎︎︎ Resident Aliens

Co-written with my husband, Vignesh Seshadri.
This is a heightened version of our immigration experience.

Logline:
When his work visa is revoked, an awkward asian immigrant along with his two close friends and wannabe DJ cousin, help him find a way to stay in this weird, wonderful country that is the USA.